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Winner

Kev Grant

Somebody let me know when Homer gets a single.

Other entries

Pete Kenton

Pint of lager and a packet of crisps please

Kev Grant

Oooooh these shorts make me feel......faaantastic !

Bells

Whats the f**king point, might as well get a tan cause were blow this game again

Winner

Wayne Spear

After dropping the second catch off bells bowling TK had to envoke the restraining order: Now Bells is not allowed within 30 foot of TK at any time!!

Other entries

Peter Kenton

Now that's what I call a curry

Rob Dinmore

Tommy is thinking "This should be a safe enough distance to avoid the stench of Bellies rotten guts"

Shaun Grant

Rat comes out of the sewers and into the sun!

Bells

Tommy, Chris Hunt is coming lets split up, he cant trap us both then!

Russel Shepherd

Next time Bells will check to make sure Tommy didn't want the last Jaffa cake

Winner

Ian Heiser

Bells goes on the rampage after Umpire turns down LBW appeal

Other entries

Gilly

Bells: Come on boys, lets try and get it right this time Y...M...C...A

Tony

Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil

Shaun Grant

Rat comes out of the sewers and into the sun!

Kev Grant

Southend police are concerned that they have found 3 more victims of the cumbrian taxi driver murderer.

Chris Maher

Some of our dyslexic members having a go at the Y.M.C.A

Winner

Steve Johnson

Judge Jules: If this picture goes to press I'm finished, 5 grand a night to work with Right Said Fred is not enough

Other entries

Kev Grant

Right said Fred meets the Communards

Bells

Judge Jules: Can the man with the big nose an bulging vein clear off as his creeping me out!

Bells

Judge Jules: I have played pacha, ministry, cream, have slots on the radio, played all round the world an now im here, what went wrong that i gotta spend my time with these freaks!

Gas

Oooh, in goes a third

Gas

Judge Jules: What am I doing in this sh*t hole – Jeez my career must have gone down the drain

Gas

Judge Jules: Just give me the money so I can get the f*ck out of here